Zetter Townhouse - review

Out of the thirteen house cocktails on the menu at Zetter Townhouse, there’s not one I wouldn’t want to douse my taste buds in. Hooray to 69 Colebrooke Row, the masters of mixology they collaborated with on the selection, for leaving off deathly boring classics, such as Sex on the Beach and Cosmopolitan; the Flintlock, containing gunpowder tea tincture (no, I’ve no idea either) and Nettle Gimlet are far more up my cobbled street. After trying just under half of them, I’d urge you to start with the Rhubarb Kir Royal, follow with the Les Fleurs Du Mal, and finish with the warm, sleep-inducing Harvard.

                      

The unique cocktail selection is only part of the pull for rocking up here. Zetter Townhouse, the brainchild of Mark Sainsbury and Michael Benyan, the duo behind the Zetter Hotel across the way, is a breath of fresh air for Clerkenwell, and London in general. It won’t be to everyone’s tastes but I, for one, fell in love with the place, which the owners accurately describe as The Zetter’s eccentric aunt from 200 or so years before.

With a vast taxidermy collection encompassing a stuffed kangaroo and Victorian dressed pussycat; an eclectic mix of oil paintings, sketches, sepia photographs, rustic rugs, stone pillars; and a dotting of glass-topped tables, through which collections of oddities reside – from tobacco and screw tins to maps and magnifying glasses – when I first step foot into the Townhouse, I feel like I’ve stumbled into Professor Henry Jones’s study (circa Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade). I almost expect to be directed through the folding doors of the private dining room for a starter of monkey brains (yes, I know that’s actually Temple of Doom; play along won’t you?); quite the contrast to Zetter Townhouse’s unassuming Georgian façade.

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